i'm connected again!!
so, texmas's dad who is called Bubba sent me a laptop which used to belong to texmas's mom who is called Jan according to the packet of discs which said JAN'S OLD LAPTOP. i don't know how texmas feels about me talking about her parents in such an informal way, being that i called them both Bubba and Jan and by golly i don't even KNOW them

but i can't help but say it

because it means that i am typing all this from a laptop which came from austin, texas, where texmas is from, which means i'm revealing more information about her. i could say more but i'm afraid everything else there is to know about her just includes weird stuff...butt stuff. no, not really. she just wants to marry leonard nimoy and it grosses me out. like bigtime.

but who am i to judge? i'm typing these opinions on a laptop from texmas's family.

i can't thank you enough.

i will mail my left arm to italy in retribution.

my firstborn is forthcoming.

i love you.